Ahoy me hearties!
We be recruitin’ an’ now have our newist and youngist crew member – the Hound Wrangler. He be younger than the ship’s hound an’ have the responsibility to stop it mauling all the guests to pieces. The hound will deliver the rings to the Captain whilst the Wrangler stops it from its bloodthirsty attempts to eat anyone who gets between it an’ the feast on the BBQ.
Raise a tankard of ginger-ale for the Hound Wrangler!
The Captain xxx
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