The wedding is over.
It was a fantastic day. The most fun wedding I have been to ever!
Much love to me hearties.
If you wish to do a pirate themed wedding, birthday party, or whatever! You might want to check out some ideas from our wedding archives. See below…
Ahoy me hearties!
The crew know that it is not every day that ye landlubbers get invited to a Pirate Wedding so we have some pearls of wisdom to help ye prepare for the Tying of the Knot. Ye are very fortunate that the Captain has provided ye with this here website so yer don’t get shot for trespass. Messages in a bottle are banned now the crew has WiFi, so the logbook is now the blogbook. New entries will be posted here in the Captain’s blood, so keep yer only eye on that one. Ye can’t get into the tavern where we be wed without pirate clothes, so take a look at the corsets, bandanas and eye patches on the garb page. Ye can’t bring yer own grog but there will be rum. Plenty of rum and other poisons if ye wish! Arrrrrrr! There be a feast at the tavern – bring a bit of hog to fire up on the barbecue. An ice cream wagon can be plundered if ye have some pieces of eight! A ceasefire has been declared for the festivities so ye cannot bring a sword or pistol but there will be entertainment – a firefight by the crew of Rockfire and a jig, hornpipe and few sea shanties to dance to by that dreaded band of scallywags “Sonique Sanctuary”. Anyone not dancing will be keelhauled by orders of the bride. Ye may fancy a swim out to the shipwreck by the tavern, so make sure ye have some swim-skivvies packed. The Captain and his bride are very fond of treasure but due to life at sea it would be better not to send gifts as they cannot take them aboard the infamous pirate ship “BA2232”. If ye insist on sending them some booty there is a link to assist them on their honeymoon voyage to the metal festival Wacken. Us pirates know that landlubbers are all hopeless navigators, so the Captain has provided a map to help ye set sail for Bermuda and if ye are already there, directions to the tavern. Finally, if ye want to send us a message me hearties tell us a yarn or two to help make the 12th July 2014 the most glorious day of arrrr lives!
And don’t forget to R.S.V.P. by post or punchbowl, or shiver me timbers, ye will have to walk the plank! If you are having any trouble with finding how to get to punchbowl to RSVP it may be because I don’t have yer e-mail. Please do let either Danny or Lori know if that be the case.
We be waitin’ to hear from yer,
|Captain Guerrard and his Buxom Beauty.|