Crew member :
Reverend Musa be found at St. Marks Church in Bermuda. He be a kind man married to his beauty Levidia; together they have a wee lass Jessye and a ferocious hound named Snap (renowned fer biting of the legs off pirates, so beware!)
Captain Dan the groom
He may be known as Terror of t’ Triangle but Captain Guerrard ain’t no savvy Navigator. He be ended up marooned on these here Summer Isles due to poor navigation and lack of a savvy-nav. After a life as a poor minstrel in the Isles of Britain, he boarded “The D-Lorian” and started a mutiny where he commandeered the ship an’ now has a crew who fanatically obey his every whim. His was a quest for spices when he saw a beauty from ye o’ West Coast who was passing through the Bermuda Port. She’ll be the most beautiful bride in the world and if ye don’t agree, ye will have to walk the plank!
His Buxom Beauty Lori the bride
No messin’ with this bride. She be tattooed more than all the sailors in the Port, hath an iron grip, an’ be handy with a cutless and pistol. Buxom Beauty Lori be a supreme Navigator an’ hath voyaged for many years in her own vessel carrying treasure from port to port. She be no landlubber, comin’ from ye o’ West Coast o’ Canada.
First Mate Giles
T’was on a stormy day that First Mate Giles swashbuckled Vikings, an’ in daring chases jumped off the enormous cliff at Admiralty t’ escape their clutches. Be the Captain himself who saved him from Leviathan pulling him out o’ yon sea monster grips. But wi’ his one peg leg, Giles continued in the quest for spices an’ be there on that fateful day when the Captain met the Buxom Beauty in the Tavern o’ India. Giles be deadly wi’ pistol an’ sword in a fight but like his rum an’ ale in the company of good savvy pirate folk.
Quartermaster Kevin
Ye Quartermaster’s beard is renowned throughout the seven seas and all who see him be petrified with fear. Ye hear him before you see him, an’ ye have no chance in a brawl wi’ this giant of a man. He be the Buxom Beauty’s wee brother an’, if need be, would fight all the Vikings, traitors an’ unscrupulous men who look upon her beauty. He be amazin’ at roasting hog on the fire an’ be in possession o’ a mysterious box that can capture souls so ye can see them again on a parchment!
Bridesmate Daniel
Tales are told o’ this secret pirate. No one knows where he be as he voyages on a ghost ship in t’ Bermuda Triangle. Tis a mystery, an’ ye will find out more at The Tying o’ t’ Knot.
Wench Miriam
The wench Miriam be barmaid at Ye Olde Tickle an’ Pickle an she enjoys a feast, a jig an’ a hornpipe in the company o’ decent pirate folk. She be a treasure o’ yer island who keeps many parchments, chronicles, an’ maps near the Port. She be an olde friend o’ the bride. She be knowing many a tall tail o’ before the Buxom Beauty first saw t’ Captain. The wench is in possession of two enormous monsters; Ronnie an’ Smudge who eat like the Quartermaster, an’ if given the chance would eat the Quartermaster fer their din dins.
Cabin Boy Darryl
Cabin boy is a prancey bloke, the rest of the crew is not sure what to think o’ him yet. He does what is best in his opinion and has hopes of creating buildings tall and interesting. This here lad can be found climbing any rigging around or make up some o’ his own.
Able Seaman James
Boatswain Martin
Bard/The Town Crier Paul
Bard/flower grrl Owain
Ship’s Hound Pepper
A ferocious beast o’ a hound an’ scared of nought be Able Seaman’s Monster Ginger. She be first guard of ye ship, an’ no traitor can get near, as her ears be keen an’ her bark a din of ghostly wails. Able Seaman be in charge of the Hound an’ will set her on anyone who dares cross the Captain an’ the Crew.
Hound Wrangler – Mikale
The youngist crew member is the Hound Wrangler. He be younger than the ship’s hound an’ have the responsibility to stop it mauling the guests to pieces. The hound will deliver the rings to the Captain whilst the Wrangler stops it from its bloodthirsty attempts to eat anyone who gets between it an’ the feast on the BBQ. This youngster is a native of the island an’ has the incredible ability to tame the most ferocious of beasts, while walkin’ upside down an’ singin’ a shanty or two. He be special that Hound Wrangler.